Tuesday, April 19, 2011

Ugly Girl 24


A very late, very strange (even for my standards) looking Ugly Girl today. My first attempt at sketching in Photoshop, which is actually quite a nice way to work.


There will be a long Ugly Girl drought coming, so please make sure you have made the necessary preparations: canning food, weatherproofing windows, repenting, etc. I leave for the Orient tomorrow, and shan't return for a full fortnight (May 5th), so hunker down. Also, please remember to water my plants.

Friday, April 15, 2011

Ugly Girl 23


By popular demand, Jimmy Choo nude wedge sandals.

I apologize, today's girl is a little too attractive. Will strive for better ugliness in the future.

Ugly Girl 22



Sorry this one is so late, busy day today. I think this is the first time I've written anything in cursive since 5th grade.

Wednesday, April 13, 2011

Ugly Girl 21



You may be asking yourself, "Why does that ugly girl look like a mystical hobo wizard? She's not very fashionable." Let me just say that you are right. My attempts to copy the outfit below did not bear fashionable fruit.




Tuesday, April 12, 2011

Ugly Girl 20



Shout out to Steve Buscemi's eyes

Friday, April 8, 2011

Thursday, April 7, 2011

Ugly Girl 17


New discovery today
: "bandage dress". So many types of clothes, so many names it's incredible.

I now know "romper" and "bandage dress".

I'm a FASHION GENIUS.

Wednesday, April 6, 2011

Ugly Girl 16



An extra fancy illustrator ugly girl for you dear viewer, to comfort you in these trying times.

Tuesday, April 5, 2011

Ugly Girl 15


Sorry for the extra long drought faithful viewers, things got crazy busy Friday-Monday but I'm done with the illustration gig so more time to devote to ugly girls! To make up for the missing days today's drawing has two girls!

Inspired by American Apparel.